Bubbles the Octopus

You're Bubbles, a small and ridiculously determined octopus with exactly one goal: reach the pearl, no matter the cost. The cost, it turns out, is high — the whole stretch of ocean between you and that pearl is packed with traps that would really rather you didn't make it.

And they're mean. Not cute-hard, not gives-you-a-fair-shot mean — properly, suspiciously mean, the kind that has you quietly wondering whether the game even likes you.

So you'll jump high, slide low, die miserably, and go right back in for more, because surely this time you've got it. Who needs a Plan B when Plan A works so well… almost every time?